Before the arrival of the Internet and cell phones on the farm, the greatest resources for farm news and opinion were two locations in every rural community: the grain elevator office and the local coffee shop.
Finding a place to sit down or someone you did not know were as rare as hen’s teeth. Today, well, it’s a different story.
Scientists are calling the species the largest carnivorous dinosaur to have ever existed.
The medium has changed, but the message is the same, and today’s frequent topic, other than what will happen to former President Donald Trump, is what is going on in Brazil and Argentina. For the agriculturally-unwashed, neither country is having a political revolt, but farmers there have crops on their mind. And those crops are on the minds of U.S. farmers trying to figure out when and how to market their 2022 corn and soybean crops.
Farmers here and there are mentally intertwined as the Earth gets ready to tilt the other way on its year long trip around the sun. The U.S. crop is in the bin and ready to feed the world. The South American crop is in the ground, hold that thought, preparing to feed the world sometime next year.
Western Hemisphere farmers have benefitted from phenomenal corn and soybean prices in the last two years due to several factors. Many U.S. farmers are in a quandary of whether to cash out or continue to store and look for traditionally higher prices in the spring and summer. Social media, formerly known as coffee shops and elevator offices, has been alive with debate on Chicago futures prices and what is happening south of the Equator.
In South America farmers have bipolar weather, in the psychological sense, not geographical. The La Nina climate driver has provided beneficial moisture to Brazil for its corn and soybean crops. But south of the Parana River where Argentine farmers conduct business, the story is radically different. Their crops should have been planted and well on their way to a productive life. But La Nina has provided drought, and only enough moisture has been available for a third of the crop to be planted.
Argentine farmers are quite concerned about their financial future. Brazilian farmers are trying to figure out how to spend all their expected grain income. Meanwhile, U.S. farmers are wondering where the Chinese are, and why have they not come running toward abundant supplies of corn and soybeans being stored in grain elevators, farm grain bins, and to some extent, in grain barges docked in the Mississippi mud.
U.S. grain exports have been dismal this fall, thanks in part to the drought-plagued Father of Rivers, but also to China’s latest preference of buying Brazilian corn and cleaning out South America’s 2021-22 grain crops. Part of the preference is due to pricing because U.S. corn had been as much as $2 per bushel more than Brazilian corn, but now has only a 50-cent premium.
At least the United States has grain to sell. Argentine farmers may not. And the big Brazilian crop cannot make up for a poor Argentine crop, the internet-based coffeeshop talk says.
Here's how to collect and save seeds from the most common homegrown crops.
Lettuce

At the end of the growing season, lettuce will bolt, or send up a flower stalk that will develop seed heads reminiscent of dandelion puffs. When the puffs are dry, remove the entire stem, place it into a paper bag, fold over the top and shake. The seeds will disengage from the flower and fall to the bottom of the bag.
Parsley

Parsley is a biennial plant with a two-year life cycle that produces only edible foliage in its first year and leaves and flowers in its second. Allow those flowers to remain on second-year plants until they become brown and brittle. Cut them off the plant and store them in a paper bag to dry completely for a couple of weeks. When you remove them from the bag, rub the flowers between your fingers to separate the seeds, then blow away the lightweight dry plant matter and discard.
Basil

Basil seeds are tiny, so separating them from the small flower petals and chaff can be tedious. When plants bolt at the end of the season, allow flowers to remain until they fade completely. Clip them off and place them in a mesh sieve or colander, then use your fingers to rub them against the bottom of the sieve.
Beets and carrots

These biennial plants produce seeds only in their second year, after a period of vernalization, or cold storage. In areas with cold winters, simply leave plants in the ground over winter.
In warm climates, you'll have to create "winter" indoors: At the end of the first season, cut the foliage down to 2 inches, carefully dig up roots, and store them in a refrigerator or cool cellar over winter. Replant them outdoors the following spring.
When the leaves of second-year beet plants turn brown, remove the seed stalk from the top of the plant and place it in a paper bag. Store in a cool, dry place for at least two weeks, then give the bag a good shake to separate the seeds. Pour them onto a plate, then blow on them to separate the chaff.
Allow second-year carrot flowers to dry on the plant, clip them off, and dry them further in a paper bag for a week or two. Shake the bag well and pour seeds out onto a plate, blow on them to separate the chaff.
Peppers

Select the nicest-looking pepper from your healthiest plant and allow it to remain on the plant until it is overripe and wrinkled. Slice it in half and remove the seeds, discarding any that are discolored or otherwise undesirable. Spread seeds in a single layer on paper towels and allow them to dry in a warm spot away from direct sunlight. Toss the seeds occasionally to ensure even drying, which should take about a week.
Eggplant

Allow an eggplant to over-ripen on the plant until it becomes hard and wrinkled, and loses its shine and color. Slice it open, remove its seeds and place them in a bowl of water. Agitate the water with your hands to separate seeds from any flesh that is adhered to them. Strain, then pat seeds dry with a towel and spread on a towel or screen to dry, tossing every day for up to a month until completely dry.
Green beans

Because green beans produce an ongoing harvest throughout the season, enjoy the first flush or two, then leave developing pods on one plant until they are completely dried and brown. You'll know they're ready when they play like maracas. Cut the pods off the plant, place them in a cool, dark spot to dry further, then remove the seeds. Discard any that appear discolored or damaged, and spread the rest on a towel for a few days to harden.
Tomato

There are two ways to save tomato seeds — the right way and the easy way. Full disclosure: I like it easy, and I've succeeded with the shortcut. Your results may vary.
Start by cutting a tomato in half, then squeeze out its seeds and pulp over a bowl.
Fermentation improves germination rates and kills some seed-borne pathogens that could sicken plants. To ferment seeds:
1. Place a cover slightly askew over the bowl and allow the seeds to sit in their juices undisturbed for three days.
2. Pour the bowl's contents, which may be covered with a white film, into a larger container and add water equal to at least 3 times the seeds' volume.
3. Agitate the water with your hand and pour off the liquid. You'll notice that most of the seeds will have sunk to the bottom of the container; they are the viable seeds.
Any that float are duds, so pour them out with the juice, pulp and water. Repeat the rinsing process two more times.
To make sure pathogens are killed, soak seeds for 30 minutes in a 90% water, 10% bleach solution, then rinse very well. Spread seeds on a towel and allow to dry for about a week, tossing occasionally.
Or, you can simply allow the whole mess of seeds and pulp to dry on a plate in the open air for about a week, then scrape or pick off the seeds.
Zucchini

Allow your chosen fruit to become overgrown, wrinkled and dry on the plant. Remove it, slice it open and scoop out its seeds. If desired, follow the tomato fermentation process above. You'll need to add a bit of water to the first step because there won't be any juice or pulp in the container.